We two who and who！咱俩谁跟谁啊！ How are you？How old are you？怎么是你？怎么老是你？ You have seed，I will give you some color to see see,brothers！together up！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们！一起上！ As far as you go to die！有多远死多远！ Hello everybody！If you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home！有事启奏，无事退朝 ！ You me you me彼此彼此 You give me stand Stop！你给我站住！ ！ Know is know,no know is no know,is know too.知之为知之，不知为不知，是知也。 Watch Sister表妹 Dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole！龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose your face,I turn my face给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 One car come one car go,two cars pengpeng,people die车祸现场描述 heart flower angry open心花怒放 Go past no mistake past走过路过，不要错过 小明：I am sorry！（译文：我实在很抱歉！）老外：I am sorry too！（译文：我也很抱歉。too【也】与英文中的two【二】同音）小明：I am sorry three！（译文：我抱歉三……）老外：What are you sorry for？（译文：你为什么而抱歉？for【为……】与英文中的four【四】同音）小明：I am sorry five！（译文：我抱歉五……） If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one！要钱没有，要命一条 I call Li old big. toyear 25.我叫李老大，25岁。 You have two down son你有两下子。 Good good study,day day up！好好学习，天天向上！ Open the door see mountain开门见山 five flowers eight doors五花八门 people mountain people sea人山人海 Un-ding-able.顶不住了。 You to look look.你去看看。 The old man under Moon月下老人 Why don't you just die already那么多人死了怎么没见你死。 Die away死开 If you no three no four,I will give you some color to see see！如果你不三不四，我就给你点颜色看看。 Ask what ask！see what see！laugh what laugh！问什么问！看什么看！笑什么笑！ Have one leg with somebody.跟某人有一腿。 What‘s up？什么事？ Mistress.二奶。 Pack two breasts.包二奶。 You are too two.你太二了。 No zuo no die why you try,you zuo you die give me five不作不死你为什么试，你作你死来击掌 You can you up,no can no BB.你行你上，不行别BB(乱喷)。 No zuo no die(No do no die）不作死就不会死。 You see no see, no see you go.你看不看，不看你走。 Where cold where stay.哪凉快哪呆着去。 Bullshit.胡 说 八 道！ Pit father!坑爹！ I give you face?我给你脸了？ Open water开水 Chicken Rice Flowers鸡米花 Open yellow gun.开黄腔 you can you up,no can no bb 你行你上，不行别说话 one car come,one car go,two cars pengpeng,the people die（一辆车来，一辆车去，两车碰碰人死了。） “standing flower”（站花） “No Hefei，Guangbian World”（不出合肥，逛遍世界） “Kaifeng Bus Stop Jin Mouth”（开封公交进站口）